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I love Gordon Ramsay so much.

He comes from a very poor family. His father was an alcoholic who beat him and his mother (he once poured hot tea over her and put her in hospital several times), his brother is a drug addict, he literally built an empire out of nothing.

He credits his mother as his biggest inspiration and often has her cooking in his shows.

When he left his first restaurant he pulled a successful Jerry Maguire - the entire kitchen staff went with him. That tells you what he’s like to work with.

He was one of the first to give a restaurant to a female chef.

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He went to prison (Gordon Behind Bars) and taught inmates to bake and they opened a bakery (Bad Boys Bakery) that is still running. He hired one of them when he got out.

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He did documentaries about the cruelty of shark hunting and cocaine. (when he discovered cocaine was used by his staff he didn’t fire anyone but made sure they are offered treatment)

His kids are a treasure.

He is always ALWAYS kind to servers.

When one of his partners (Marcus Wareing) wanted to leave they got into a fight and settled it in court, they no longer speak to each other but this is what Marcus said about him after the fight: 

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I feel bad that the first association to him for a lot of people is this shouty TV chef when he’s truly a wonderful person. 

Oh and then there’s this:

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this entire episode 

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never forget that the reason he’s “shouty and angry” on his tv show is that he’s yelling at people who ignore the rules of courtesy and food safety and basically feed their customers poison, something which would enrage any good person

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Uncle Gordon

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a good man

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i’m crying

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This man😭💖💖💖💖

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Have you seen him on Junior Masterchef? It is the cutest fucking thing!

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Originally posted by mizworldofrandom

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Originally posted by mizworldofrandom

Yes!!

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sabelmouse:
“ This fake yarn is supposedly better for sheep.
Aimed at people who don’t know where wool comes from, it’s 100% plastic. Yes, plastic. So any garment you wash will release microfibres into the sea. It’ll never decompose.
You’re supposed...
sabelmouse

This fake yarn is supposedly better for sheep.

Aimed at people who don’t know where wool comes from, it’s 100% plastic. Yes, plastic.

So any garment you wash will release microfibres into the sea. It’ll never decompose.

You’re supposed to believe that sheep shearing is violent and cruel. There are imbeciles out there that work in an unprofessional manner while shearing, but that’s not the case overall.

Sheep don’t suffer from having their fleece removed.

Left on, the fleece can become a home for fly eggs and the subsequent maggots which can eat the sheep. Chemical treatments are available to prevent that happening. It’s much better for the sheep, the land and the farmer to avoid chemical use.

Don’t be fooled. Wool is a sustainable material, one we should make more and better use of.

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“ INCREDIBLE PHOTO
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INCREDIBLE PHOTO <3

link below to see:

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credit to: ketul

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Zoomed in and found this gem

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I think I found someone who knows about the camera

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Hello there, observant person!

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uh oh

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i encourage you guys to click the link it’s hella rad

bonus:

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special protected fire hydrant

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Bucket

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Hello darkness my old friend

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damnnnnn 

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enemy spotted

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Posting it to the right blog this time hopefully.

You know that horrifying contrast between Episodes 19a and 19b of Welcome to Night Vale, the one that everyone is scared of? Well, I had a hunch it would be a lot more horrifying if you heard them taking place as simultaneously as they did. (Within reason, of course; Kevin speaks a lot faster than Cecil, and is less eloquent, so I had to work Gilligan-cut style rather than true simultaneous as I originally intended.) I’m only doing the post-vortex-arrival bit for the purposes of this audio post and to avoid too many copyright hiccups. 

I’m fairly certain someone has in fact done this already, but that’s never stopped anyone in the tag before, so why should it stop me? 

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oh

oh my god

oh my god this is the greatest thing ive ever heard thank you so much

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kisaheart

Me trying to figure out the distance between places and how long it’ll take a character to get there in a society that travels mostly on foot:

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What I do is determine about how many miles the distance is, after that I look up two European cities that are about that far apart, and switch the Google maps thingy from car to walk.

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Holy shit my dude! Why you gotta blow my mind like this!?

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